May 6, 2009

Blinged Out Butts: Don’t Let Your Man Try This Trend at Home


During a recent trip to Miami, my friend and I started noticing an odd trend: blinged out butts… on men! Well, male mannequins at first. Every other store we passed in South Beach featured jeans with crystal designs on the back pockets. Window displays were one thing but then we saw a man wearing a pair at a cocktail party at Viscaya—with a matching studded jacket no less. It was hard not to grab the girl he was holding hands with and tell her to ditch her fashion disaster date ASAP!

I still have my Sevens with sparkling zigzags lining the backside. But I retired them in 2005. I wish the men in Miami, at least the straight ones, would do the same. (And sorry about the quality of the photo. I had to take it from far away because I couldn’t exactly say, “Sir, may I take a picture of your bum?”)

What do you think about spakly denim for men?

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